we accept the love we think we deserve.

What I think when kids in my class read

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:15 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:06 -0400

urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

s-ummer-crushes: “Leo and I were literally straight on the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:43 -0400

s-ummer-crushes:

“Leo and I were literally straight on the tip [of the boat], and we were about to go down slowly with the ship. It was a night shoot and we were outside and it was very, very cold, and we were up there on this tip literally, a hundred foot in the air, absolutely petrified, and they were adjusting the camera angle and Leo and I just hung on to each other for dear life. We had cigarettes hidden in the pockets of our costumes and the two of us literally were having conversations like ,’What would happen if we died?’ and I’d say things like ‘Leo, I love you, I really do love you so much. You are a very important person to me and I’d have your babies. I would, I’d have your babies, really, it’s fine. And help me God, dear God, please tell my mum that I love her dearly’. We were so, so scared. But that’s the nature of the game. You look back on it and it was all completely thrilling and compelling-every day.”
-Kate Winslet

fack, this is amazing <3 I love this movie so much

ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:05 -0400

ryu-gemini:

whenever anyone draws anything for me i just

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:52 -0400

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:49 -0400

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

When someone fucks with you on a bad day.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:41 -0400

When someone fucks with you on a bad day.

kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:09 -0400

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:19 -0400

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:35 -0400

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:30:57 -0400

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:30:38 -0400

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

a-ttitude: worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: Th...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:30:14 -0400

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

rupindah: I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:30:02 -0400

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

dignitea: feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:29:10 -0400

dignitea:

feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend

markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:29:04 -0400

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:54 -0400

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:34 -0400

girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed

christinesinclutch: do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:28 -0400

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

lordoftheinternet: my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:27:39 -0400

lordoftheinternet:

my son told me he was gay today and i told him it was fine with me but then i remembered i don’t have a son or any kids at all for that matter so idk whose kid that was